Alan  has been one of the bigger suckers involved in this merry little band. He has provided this website (add webmaster to title please) and is currently involved in transcribing and composing music for the under_scores to perform.

Doesn't understand shoes

He plays the Bb Clarinet.  Skill is an area in which we will not talk about, however.  Okay, he is the best player in the band, but the others will tell you otherwise.  They are just jealous of his superior embrasure and technique.

As the Japanophile of the group,  he also provides links and insight to the various oddities that come from Japan - regardless of whether it is wanted or not.  Be prepared for some doujin music interpretations.